"I wish I was a girl, so I'd see more tits. I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit. I only have a dick that's quite hairy. My ass is too. That's kinda scary. I don't care about the blood. I don't care about the pain. Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain. Cos being a guy can be really boring, and cross dressing just isn't my thing. Some people think I might be gay, but I don't swing the other way. I just wanna be a girl so damn much, to feel my clit as it gets... But if I were a girl I couldn't drive no more, cos I wouldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door. I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits, but I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits. I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time. I'd get the better job when performing 69. Cos being a girl would be so cool, cos when you cum you don't leave a pool."
- Wonchop
Too true, dude.
Oney
holy rusting metal