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Wonchop
Monkeys with goggles, baby.

Ben Smallman @Wonchop

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holy rusting metal

"I wish I was a girl, so I'd see more tits. I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit. I only have a dick that's quite hairy. My ass is too. That's kinda scary. I don't care about the blood. I don't care about the pain. Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain. Cos being a guy can be really boring, and cross dressing just isn't my thing. Some people think I might be gay, but I don't swing the other way. I just wanna be a girl so damn much, to feel my clit as it gets... But if I were a girl I couldn't drive no more, cos I wouldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door. I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits, but I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits. I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time. I'd get the better job when performing 69. Cos being a girl would be so cool, cos when you cum you don't leave a pool."

- Wonchop

Too true, dude.

Well I'm surprised. Wheres Bluebaby?

swain was there!? FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

Your character looks a lot like the mascot from the England 1966 World Soccer Cup, hmmm

Oh yeah, my previous food challenges at home were successful, but once the cameras start rolling......pure failure.

I never found out why you had to go home early. Couldn't change the flight in time?

Well I had only booked until Saturday morning cos Saturday was sold out and I was told Sunday would suck. Plus I have no experience with extending flights and hotel stays. In short, I'm probably better off staying with groups of people.

This makes me MORE AGNRY!

Roger that. And yeah, Comic-Con on Sunday was more of a last hurrah than anything extremely interesting. Just one last opportunity to soak up the atmosphere.